1. Joe Montana – 4-0 in superbowls (with 0 ints), 2 of the greatest big game drives of all time (The Catch, SB 23), even carried an overmatched KC team late in his career to 1 game from teh SB. If you had 1 game to win, I don’t know how you would pick anyone else.

2. Tom Brady – sorry Catfish, but other then the Giants SB, he’s been great in every other big game. Had he beaten the Giants and capped of 19-0, he’d prob be #1 already. The early NE teams had no quality offensive players around him and once they loaded up with WRs, he broke records. Mindboggling 14-4 postseason record incl. 8-0 at home

3. John Elway – King of the 2 min drill, the perfect blend of arm strength and mobility. Had he won 1 of his 3 earlier superbowls, he might be #1, but 3 embarassments hurt him and then when he did win his back2back, he won on the back of Terrel Davis. Probably the most physically talented guy on the list.

4. Dan Marino – The guy who played with probably the worst supporting cast throughout his career of anyone on the list. I mean seriously the best play he ever played with was Keith Jackson for a couple of years. The best RB he ever played with is named after an NBA Center and he still set every record imaginable b4 the era of every rule favoring the offense. Only 1 superbowl appearance and no rings limits him badly, as 4 is the absolute highest he can rank.

5. Peyton Manning – Pretty much Marino with 1 ring and a better supporting cast. The 2nd half of the 2006 AFC champ game vs. NE saved his career. Unquestionably the best Regular season QB ever, but a badly checkered record in the postseason, hes a paltry 3-8 in the postseason outside his title year. Still he’s never missed a start in his career and he’ll likely break every record that Favre just broke

6. Brett Favre – Tony Kornheiser’s #1 is no higher then 6 on my list. He does own every record in the book, but no one on this list has killed his team in more big games then him. You can fill a 2 hour dvd of games killed by Favre ints into triple coverage. If it wasn’t for Desmond Howard, he would be one of the biggest chokers in sports history.

7. Steve Young – My favorite player on the list, probably the best running qb and best lefty qb ever. A killer 2-5 record vs Dallas and GB in the playoffs keeps him from being any higher. Probably the most effecient qb, always at or near the top in qb rating, but he lost a lot of years early on behind Montana and then had an up and down big game career.

8. Troy Aikman – He gets hurt by the fact that his stats were extremely average compared to most of the guys on this list and his supporting cast was the best of anyone on the list. But 3 rings are still 3 rings. He never hurt his team in big games and even won a SB with Barry Switzer as his coach. When things got bad, he was never good at adjusting, but  when this are good, he was as accurate a thrower as there was.

This website has jumped into my top 5 websites visited faster than any other site in the history of my life. Much like the glorious Straight Cash Homey this site replaces daily random jersey updates with random foods guaranteed to give you a heart attack before you finish them. Some highlights:

60 pound rice krispie treat

120 oz steak

Bacon Explosion

That last one features two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage, then slathered in bbq sauce.

First off, the commercials with Eli & Peyton would be classic. Peyton has shown himself to be the greatest pitchman in all of sports and I’m sure him and Eli could have found a few hours to bang out a Super Bowl spot or two.

On top of that, we’ll get fantastic over the top Kenny Mayne pieces about Cooper Manning, the failed Manning brother. How great would they be? They would reach a level of entertainment reserved for Henny Youngman and Yolanda the lady from my cafeteria at work.

Cherishing

Next is the gratuitous shots of the players wives. Instead of this:

Hot.

We get this:

Tranny.

Need I say more?

Plus the fallout of an Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl victory would be disastourous. Everyone claims they love the underdog story, but noone ever watches or cares. Take the Rays, everyone loved seeing them topple the Sox. Then what happened? The WORST World Series ever. EVER.

If this was a Arizona / Tennesee Super Bowl, how horrible would that be? Now, imagine if it was a Colts / Cowboys or Steelers / Giants…the game would be off the charts.

My saving grace with this game is that Eli & Peyton did have alot of free time in January and were able to worm their way into multiple commercials.

Oh and the new Transformers trailer…holllerrrr.

Second question – Although it is currently illegal to sell vagina in 49 out of 50 states, it is legal to sell images of the virgin mary in all states. So I pose this question, if I see the virgin mary in my girlfriend’s vagina, can I (or we as the case may be) sell her vagina to the highest bidder with no legal recourse?

And while we’re on the subject, here’s a few other random thoughts. Bill Belicheat sucks dog shit and should be shot in the face. It sucked that I knew what was going to happen when we signed Brett Favre. But I can’t even tell you how excited I am for the Rex Ryan era to begin. I’ve been waiting my entire life for a coach to mimic Sean Connery in The Untouchables. I can’t wait for David Harris to injure every single offensive player on the Pats and then go after Belicheat on the sidelines for good measure.

The new Metallica is a good album, but they’re better live than they have been in years (especially with Machine Head opening).

Fuck the city of New York criminalizing poker clubs. Its a fucking skill game and they can suck my dick if they think otherwise. Bridge is legal, but not poker? Fuck you and your loser face.

I’m Bored.

Fuck you penguin.

This website. I can play with it all day. Now, most sites like these it’s obvious the clips are just taken from whatever tv show / movie the guy is in. This one actually sounds like Diamond Dave sat down and recorded it…and I can totally see him doing it.

Nash brought home Duvari Fruit Cake from Thailand…its smells so awful, and has a consitency of a thick fruit roll up. The smell is so bad that it is actually banned in many hotels over there. He also let me know that most hotels serve ‘traditional american breakfasts’ which consist mostly of hot dogs.

Kinda need an explanation about Lost…when the island time travels, does the whole world change or just the island?

My christmas vacation. I didnt work for 16 days. That’s the longest I’ve gone without work / school since my college days. And much like the winter of 01 the days were spent on the couch with HBO and Call of Duty. In one of the more lazier moments of my life I played Nick online in Call of Duty. Nick lives in Chicago but was home for xmas. He was playing from his side of the house, about 10 feet away from me.

Buffalo chicken dip. Sarah Dutilly whipped this one up. The dip is a pretty simple layer dip. Chicken, cheese, ranch dressing and creme cheese. plus loads of Frank’s Red Hot. It’s pretty glorious. I made one for a party on NYE and decided the dip was one of the main reasons we were going to the party so we became selfish and stayed home with the dip all to ourselves.

Man vs. Food. This is my new favorite show. This guy just goes to cities and takes on disghusting food challenges. The Vortex in Atlanta serves a buger called the ‘Double Bypass’.  1/2 pound of meat topped with 2 fried eggs,  6 slices of bacon,  4 slices of cheese and instead of being sandwiched by 2 buns…2 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. It’s worth the drive from CT. The only thing that could make it worse would be to deep fry this sucker.

Looks like there is some lettuce, tomato and onion on there too...

I have a new obsession…mockdraftcentral.com …It’s just a bunch of people doing mock fantasy drafts all the time.  I love it.

I’m glad I discovered that site because there is a good chance I won’t have a job tomorrow.

The internet: Forget beer, the internet is the new way to get it on if you’re ugly. Plus it’s full of useful information like how to spot a gold digger.

Christmas cookies: In a few short hours I will be stuffing my face with all sorts of delicious treats. Why don’t people bake cookies year round?

My red northface fleece pullover: This thing is warm as all get up. So comfy. I wear it non stop in the winter.

Why so Serious?: Jeremy and my fantasy football team. If not for reseeding after the first round, or Andre Johnson we would have come in first. Instead we settle for 3rd, $75 and bragging rights after drafting Chad Johnson & Carson Palmer in rounds 3 / 5.

Rad “eating your cake before your birthday party”:

2 things: I know it’s spelled wrong, and I sent this to my friend about a week ago. It was sitting in my ‘checkout’ on mlb.com until yesterday around 3:42pm.

Rad premonition: Yesterday, I told my friend Brian (Yankees fan) that I thought Teixiera was going to sign with the yankees…I jsut had this feeling, I had no insider info, nothing…just a feeling. Later that night, I had the same feeling that Manny would be coming back to the Sox. He has no place to go. Really, he doesn’t.

But Tim is right.

Kind of. I just have not had internet access in the form of blogs, becuase although I had some time, I took that time to hike the country and get to know the people who live here. That aside, stay tuned for what is to come in the new year and the next saga of my blogging alptitudes.

The 12 days of chris(missed) haircuts…stay tuned in like a bad radio that you bang on

Here’s some stuff I think is rad this week:

Car Raffles: I hear about people I know winning these church sponsored car raffles all the time. Right on to the charity car raffles.

Robocop: I just discovered there are 7…yes, SEVEN Robocop movies. Apparently they get more violent (if thats possible) as they go on. Robocop was one of the first ‘R’ movies my mom let me watch.

Rad List: Here’s to weekly features on bigglarr.com. Yeah, this is a cheaper version of the Larrdown but apparently people who travel the country with no job, and no responsibilities don’t have time to throw a few links on a website once a week.

White Fudge Covered Oreos: Only out once a year, and they are awesome.

Christmas flavored beer: I love Harpoon Winter Warmer. Tastes like Christmas…its so good. There is a coffee drink from Dunkin Donuts that tastes like Christmas too, but I can’t remember the name. And I can’t describe what Christmas tastes like, but its gives you the feeling of Christmas when you drink it.

Rad Camera Phone pic:

Lynne keeps a bottle of ketchup by her bed.