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With the retirement of the highly overrated Brett Favre, its time to consider who are the best QBs of our generation. I’m not counting Unitas, Starr, Staubach, Bradshaw and anyone who played b4 the 80s. I’ve read about them, seen every NFL film about them ever made and watch them on teh rare occasion NFL network replayed an old superbowl, but how can you adequately rank guys you never saw play. My system is simple, since all these guys have great accomplishments, if I had 1 game to win, in their primes, who would I pick first. So starting with 1980, here’s the list:

1. Joe Montana – 4-0 in superbowls (with 0 ints), 2 of the greatest big game drives of all time (The Catch, SB 23), even carried an overmatched KC team late in his career to 1 game from teh SB. If you had 1 game to win, I don’t know how you would pick anyone else.

2. Tom Brady – sorry Catfish, but other then the Giants SB, he’s been great in every other big game. Had he beaten the Giants and capped of 19-0, he’d prob be #1 already. The early NE teams had no quality offensive players around him and once they loaded up with WRs, he broke records. Mindboggling 14-4 postseason record incl. 8-0 at home

3. John Elway – King of the 2 min drill, the perfect blend of arm strength and mobility. Had he won 1 of his 3 earlier superbowls, he might be #1, but 3 embarassments hurt him and then when he did win his back2back, he won on the back of Terrel Davis. Probably the most physically talented guy on the list.

4. Dan Marino – The guy who played with probably the worst supporting cast throughout his career of anyone on the list. I mean seriously the best play he ever played with was Keith Jackson for a couple of years. The best RB he ever played with is named after an NBA Center and he still set every record imaginable b4 the era of every rule favoring the offense. Only 1 superbowl appearance and no rings limits him badly, as 4 is the absolute highest he can rank.

5. Peyton Manning – Pretty much Marino with 1 ring and a better supporting cast. The 2nd half of the 2006 AFC champ game vs. NE saved his career. Unquestionably the best Regular season QB ever, but a badly checkered record in the postseason, hes a paltry 3-8 in the postseason outside his title year. Still he’s never missed a start in his career and he’ll likely break every record that Favre just broke

6. Brett Favre – Tony Kornheiser’s #1 is no higher then 6 on my list. He does own every record in the book, but no one on this list has killed his team in more big games then him. You can fill a 2 hour dvd of games killed by Favre ints into triple coverage. If it wasn’t for Desmond Howard, he would be one of the biggest chokers in sports history.

7. Steve Young – My favorite player on the list, probably the best running qb and best lefty qb ever. A killer 2-5 record vs Dallas and GB in the playoffs keeps him from being any higher. Probably the most effecient qb, always at or near the top in qb rating, but he lost a lot of years early on behind Montana and then had an up and down big game career.

8. Troy Aikman – He gets hurt by the fact that his stats were extremely average compared to most of the guys on this list and his supporting cast was the best of anyone on the list. But 3 rings are still 3 rings. He never hurt his team in big games and even won a SB with Barry Switzer as his coach. When things got bad, he was never good at adjusting, but  when this are good, he was as accurate a thrower as there was.

First question – Does anyone still read this blog?

Second question – Although it is currently illegal to sell vagina in 49 out of 50 states, it is legal to sell images of the virgin mary in all states. So I pose this question, if I see the virgin mary in my girlfriend’s vagina, can I (or we as the case may be) sell her vagina to the highest bidder with no legal recourse?

And while we’re on the subject, here’s a few other random thoughts. Bill Belicheat sucks dog shit and should be shot in the face. It sucked that I knew what was going to happen when we signed Brett Favre. But I can’t even tell you how excited I am for the Rex Ryan era to begin. I’ve been waiting my entire life for a coach to mimic Sean Connery in The Untouchables. I can’t wait for David Harris to injure every single offensive player on the Pats and then go after Belicheat on the sidelines for good measure.

The new Metallica is a good album, but they’re better live than they have been in years (especially with Machine Head opening).

Fuck the city of New York criminalizing poker clubs. Its a fucking skill game and they can suck my dick if they think otherwise. Bridge is legal, but not poker? Fuck you and your loser face.

I’m Bored.

Fuck you penguin.

So, I love buffalo wings. Love em. So much so that I periodically search the terms ‘buffalo’ and ‘wings’ on my cable box to find shows about them. I usually get two shows: Throwdown with Bobby Flay, and Unwrapped. In both of these shows they go to Buffalo NY and give a breif history of the buffalo wing and talk to locals.

Now, here is what pisses me off. Whenever one of these shows talk to some local jerk offs about buffalo wings they are always so adament that they be called “chicken wings” and there is no such thing as “buffalo wings” in Buffalo NY.

At first I thought it was just the show finding the three or four tools that felt this way. Then CC hired this girl from Buffalo NY. She confirmed the food network a-holes. People in Buffalo wont call them buffalo wings, to the point where they get angry about it.

Are you serious? Why would you deny such a glorious food? Does Buffalo think they are too good for the wing?

Really, what else does Buffalo have going for it? Let’s take a look.

Buffalo Bills….footballs ‘D’ student. Call me when you figure out how to win.

The Buffalo Zoo holds the claim to 3rd oldest zoo in the US…that just means they probably don’t have a decent marsupial exhibit.

Buffalo Sabres….noone cares about hockey

Wikipedia states that one of Buffalos biggest industries is debt collection, who wants to be associated with a debt collector, let alone an entire city of them. Guess that could also mean that Buffalo is filled with deadbeats.

Check it out…people are fleeing Buffalo…I don’t blame them.

In conclusion, F U Buffalo.