Mid-way through the season I began dreaming of a Colts – Giants Super Bowl. Instead, we have to settle for this garbage barge of a game.  Sure I’ll watch and  it will probably be a decently played game with some generic storylines but nothing would compare to the Manning Bowl.

First off, the commercials with Eli & Peyton would be classic. Peyton has shown himself to be the greatest pitchman in all of sports and I’m sure him and Eli could have found a few hours to bang out a Super Bowl spot or two.

On top of that, we’ll get fantastic over the top Kenny Mayne pieces about Cooper Manning, the failed Manning brother. How great would they be? They would reach a level of entertainment reserved for Henny Youngman and Yolanda the lady from my cafeteria at work.

Cherishing

Next is the gratuitous shots of the players wives. Instead of this:

Hot.

We get this:

Tranny.

Need I say more?

Plus the fallout of an Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl victory would be disastourous. Everyone claims they love the underdog story, but noone ever watches or cares. Take the Rays, everyone loved seeing them topple the Sox. Then what happened? The WORST World Series ever. EVER.

If this was a Arizona / Tennesee Super Bowl, how horrible would that be? Now, imagine if it was a Colts / Cowboys or Steelers / Giants…the game would be off the charts.

My saving grace with this game is that Eli & Peyton did have alot of free time in January and were able to worm their way into multiple commercials.

Oh and the new Transformers trailer…holllerrrr.