First question – Does anyone still read this blog?

Second question – Although it is currently illegal to sell vagina in 49 out of 50 states, it is legal to sell images of the virgin mary in all states. So I pose this question, if I see the virgin mary in my girlfriend’s vagina, can I (or we as the case may be) sell her vagina to the highest bidder with no legal recourse?

And while we’re on the subject, here’s a few other random thoughts. Bill Belicheat sucks dog shit and should be shot in the face. It sucked that I knew what was going to happen when we signed Brett Favre. But I can’t even tell you how excited I am for the Rex Ryan era to begin. I’ve been waiting my entire life for a coach to mimic Sean Connery in The Untouchables. I can’t wait for David Harris to injure every single offensive player on the Pats and then go after Belicheat on the sidelines for good measure.

The new Metallica is a good album, but they’re better live than they have been in years (especially with Machine Head opening).

Fuck the city of New York criminalizing poker clubs. Its a fucking skill game and they can suck my dick if they think otherwise. Bridge is legal, but not poker? Fuck you and your loser face.

I’m Bored.

Fuck you penguin.